SAVE ME and forget about the tigers, polar bears, and pets,


He is not worth saving, that’s what some people think, because he is somebody else’s problem, because others are more desriving, because he is just another helpless person. “Save The Home Inspectors” believes Marko deserves to have a normal life and a normal job. It is not his fault he cannot find home inspection work because of the USA housing market crash. It is not his fault that he is forced to find food. It is not his fault that he is forced to eat unhealthy food. It is not his fault that he has to live in horrible conditions. If you agree, you can “Save a Home Inspector” from starvation, or from freezing a miserable death. Today, home inspectors are starving and it does not have to be that way. You can help a home Inspector such as Marko survive during these hard housing bubble bursted times. We believe that every home inspector derives to have a normal life and we know the difference YOU CAN MAKE. Please do what you believe is right. Call 1-216-924-8378 and schedule a home inspection, or visit “Save the Home Inspectors” at <a href="http://
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SAVE ME and forget about the tigers, polar bears, and pets,

Red Ants Attack Old Lady


One upon a time there was an old woman who had a compulsive disorder of keeping and collecting things. She kept paper products, books, boxes, empty food cartons and more. Her one story slab home was so cluttered, that she only had small narrow pathways that lead to the bathroom, kitchen, and living room where she shared her couch with several small pets. For many years, she complained of always being bitten by ants. She hired pest companies every year that would unsuccessfully spray pesticides on the exterior of her home. Finally, one day her siblings called a home inspector to investigate. The home inspector found that all the underground slab ductwork was filled 50% with sand. The home inspector also found thousands and thousands of dead red ants throughout the home. Finally, the home inspector found “kibbles-n-bits” and “Purina-Cat-Chow” under the concrete kitchen floor slab and inside the supply ductwork. Apparently, the older women’s idea of cleaning her home was sweeping the “kibbles n bits” and “Purina Cat Chow”, from the kitchen floor into the under slab supply heat ductwork. Millions of red ants were living under her home, under the concrete slab, and under each room of her home. These red ants removed sand that existed under the concrete floor so they could make their nests and galleries. These red ants move each grain of sand into the ductwork until the under slab ductworks was filled 50% with sand. The ants would leave there nests and travel to the kitchen though the 50% sand filled under slab ducts to eat kibbles-n-bits and Purina-cat-chow. There you have it, the “Indoor-Red-Ant-Eco-System”. Thank you; this was “Very Short Stories by Marko Vovk” from <a href="http://
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Inspector drinks arsenic and duck poop at the Montezuma Well


The Montezuma’s well was created by underground springs. This well produces millions of gallons of water per day. The limestone sinkhole which is very close to the Montezuma’s Castle was once a large underground cavern. This natural well was once surrounded by old Indian stone cliff dwellings. Prehistoric farmers utilized this well for crop irrigation, pottery, cooking and more. This video shows The Jim and Marko Show perfuming a silly skit of drinking the bacteria, arsenic, and duck poop contaminated water. TAGS; Montezuma’s well, limestone, underground spring, castle, Indians, Marko Vovk, Jim Nemastil, Clevelandmold, Clevelanmarko, irrigation, stream, water, historical, National Park, Phoenix, “4286 Branding Iron Place”, Rimreock. Arizona

Jim and Marko stay at the Wupatik Pueble Bed and Breakfast


The Jim and Marko Show visited the Wupatki Pueblo. Roughly 800 years ago, the Wupatki Pueblo located in Sedona Arizona, was one of the largest pueblos around. It flourished as a meeting place for different Indian cultures. This Pueblo was located in one of the warmest and driest places on the Colorado Plateau. These ruins are now a National Park and are visited by thousands every year. Jim and Marko perform a funny clip. The clip it the new introduction for “The Jim and Marko Show Class for 2012. Jim and Marko discuss the overnight accommodation. The India Chief Wapiti invited to his Pueblo Bed and Breakfast. Jim Nemastil and Marko Vovk

The Jim and Marko Show Inspect Wupatki Pueblo


The Jim and Marko Show visited the Wupatki Pueblo. Roughly 800 years ago, the Wupatki Pueblo located in Sedona Arizona, was one of the largest pueblos around. It flourished as a meeting place for different Indian cultures. This Pueblo was located in one of the warmest and driest places on the Colorado Plateau. These ruins are now a National Park and are visited by thousands every year. Jim and Marko perform a funny clip. The clip has Marko falling off a cliff due to it not having the proper handrails. Back 800 years ago, the builders of this city did not have ICC building codes. Jim attempts to help Marko, and fails. Marko Falls To Bottom while screaming.