Save Energy Money Top Secret Revealed Spoof

Cut Energy By 50% Secret Revealed

December 28, 2013 by admin

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Save Energy Money Top Secret Revealed Spoof. In this video, I am going to give you a few free top secret energy savings tips, a few facts you probably did not know about, and were going to have some fun.
White is Blight when comes to saving energy and money. Who said you have to wear white sox’s with tennis shoes, and everybody knows the Polaks like to wear white sox’s with dress shoes. However, if you want to save energy and money you need to get rid of all whites. White cloths washing require hot water and hot water is very expensive.
Wrinkles are like small swindles, swindling money right out of your pocket. Throw out all of your wrinkling textiles like cotton, linen, and rayon. These textiles have polymers linked by hydrogen bonds, which are the same bonds that hold together molecules of water. These absorbent fabrics allow water molecules to penetrate these polymer chains, permitting the formation of new hydrogen bonds. When the water evaporates, the new shape becomes locked causing wrinkles. Fine most of you have no clue what I just said, so just buy Nylon, wool, and polyester, and take your heavy steel iron to the scrap dealer because you will not be using electricity to iron anymore. In addition, just unplug your cloths dryer, hang dry, and for speed drying hang the cloths over heat registers
Holiday lights are not alright, especially if your tight. Holidays are overrated and waste time and money. If you want to be festive, just walk a few blocks around your neighborhood became there are plenty other people wasting energy for you.
Dishes won’t lead to riches, when your trying to save money Did you know that one single dishwasher loads water cost is 50 cents, electricity cost is 17 cents, the cost of the dishwasher over ten years is an addition 48 cents plus 15 cents for soap… That’s (1.30 per load). Go to the dollar store and buy paper plates and paper cups. You can get 25-40 plates or cups for a $1. Now you save water, gas, electric and your have spare time. It takes 8-10 minutes to load and unload a dishwasher. Holly Moses, that comes to 48 hours a year, it’s like getting one free week vacation.
You ceiling lights are like parasites. Remove all the ceiling and hall light bulbs. You don’t need them. Roughly, twenty two million Americans are blind or can’t see and these people never complain. Learn to walk in the dark.
A pet will just put you in debt and I’ll make that bet. We have many places where you can take your pets to rome around and live in happy non captive environments If you must have pets have fake or stuffed ones or maybe just get a fish tank with no fish For you lonely people who need a companion, buy a fish DVD/. HEY MARKO where do we drop off our pets at, The Metro Parks where else.
Your toilet paper is like an alligator eating up your hard earned money. I bet you didn’t know that toilet paper has two ply. Just split the ply and get more roll to use in your toilet bowl.
On hot or cold days go OUT and Scout for free heat and free AC like the library, airport, or mall. Send your kids to the in-laws or there friend home and don’t pick them up till late that way you don’t feed them either.
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Carbon Monoxide Inside Your Car

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CFL Mercury Light Bulbs Can Cause Cancer

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Dryer Vent Cleaning Quick Easy Trick

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Cultured Stone Cladding THE TRUTH

December 17, 2013 by admin

Cultured Stone Cladding THE TRUTH

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Cultured Stone, veneer, faux or other fabricated stone cladding systems, may be leaking, infiltrating or permitting moisture, water or vapor intrusion. Many of these homes have hidden; inner wall, interstitial, insulation, band joist, sill plate, sole plate, joist, or wall deterioration. Additionally, certified home inspectors who perform moisture investigation evaluations are also finding insects, termite, carpenter ant, mold or musty odor problems. These siding products were specified by architects and were poorly installed by contractors. These installations were similar to the EIFS (Exterior Insulated Finish System) holocaust, epidemic, and crisis, which resulted in class action lawsuits against builders, developers and Dryvit Manufacturers. Installers failed to place the proper drainage plane, drainage space, capillary break, window flashing, door flashing, weep hole, or rain screen. In these poor installations, water or vapor travel from the exterior to the interior of from the interior to the exterior through gravity, surface tension, capillary suction, absorption, solar vapor diffusion and air pressure. Many of these homes, similar to the synthetic stucco homes, will require full moisture surveys to determine if replacement repairs are necessary. Most repairs will result is a 100% tear off removal.

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Waterproofing Scams

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What type of toilet should I buy How to shop for a toilet

December 15, 2013 by admin

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Toilet Shopping Facts is a funny spoof on buying a toilet.

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Americans can Get Free Water and Free Sanitary

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Fat man in outhouse gets run over by car

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Toilets are taking over the world

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Watering Your Grass Is Crazy

December 8, 2013 by admin

Watering Your Grass Is Crazy. This video will show how you can find a two extra hours a week to do fun things, how to save money on energy usage, and how to minimize mold, deterioration, and odor in your home.

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Did you know that 3.4 million people die each year from water, sanitation, and hygiene-related causes? Another 325 million people on this earth do not even have access to water.
However, in America, we pour 9 billion gallons of fresh water onto our grass, plants, shrubs, and landscaping every single day. If we do this for forty (40) more years, it would be enough water to empty out Lake Erie which is part of the Great Lakes. .It is my opinion that one the worlds dumbest inventions is lawn exterior sprinkler irrigation system.
Lets water everything, so everything grows quicker That way we can mow, cut, trim, hedge, and sheer the foliage, grass, shrubs and flowers quicker with our lawnmowers, our cutters, our shears, and our weed whackers Instead of cutting your grass every other week, we now have to cut your grass every week because or watering. We then turn and angle the irrigation sprinklers heads toward so our house so the siding gets wet, causing stains and leaks which can accelerate siding deterioration. Some of us run the water for longer periods of time so the water starts to leak into our basement causing mold, odor, and deterioration. BUY THE WAY, that’s your extra two free hours of time every week that you loose because your grass, is GROWING QUICKER due to watering. You could spend two hours on something fun like playing with your Star Wars memorabilia collection or making goofy Youtube videos or Youtube learning videos. Stop, wait a minute, I did not mean to say all that. We need sprinkler irrigation system grass watering systems so the water and sewer companies can charge us more money, and so those college kids have summer jobs to pay off their school loans. We need to run our electric hedge cutters, and gasoline law mores so all the AL GORES of this world can keep writing books on Global Warming. Finally, spending the extra two hours a week cutting your grass is good exercise so you can burn off some collieries from those McDonalds BIG Macs you had ate last week. What about all those people that work in Americas 40 lawnmower manufacture faculties who produce over 800 different riding mowers and push mowers. They need to keep working so they can pay their healthcare and 30 year mortgages. Bottom line, we need to keep wasting water on our lawns, burring fuel and creating emissions, and people from china that make the TORO need to feed their children too.
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Gutter Leaf Gaurds

December 4, 2013 by admin

Gutter Leaf Guards and many other gutter contraptions that roofers install on your gutters are to suppose to keep the leaves out. They do keep the debris out, and many times, they keep the rainwater out. In my youtube video called “Gutter Leaf Gaurds” I simulate a small rainstorm. In the video you can see, the water goes right over the gutter leaf gaurd gutter contraption. Even when it rains lightly, some of these systems drip water. I have seen some system cause basement leaks and basement foundation cracks because the overflowing water saturates the soil making it much heaver exerting more pressure against the foundation. Some of these systems can cost as much as $3000. For $3000, you can hire a roofer to clean your gutter and this roofer can inspect your roof once or twice a year for 20 years. Oh did I mention, many of these systems also permit winter ice dams.

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Multifamily Radon Testing

December 2, 2013 by admin

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Multifamily Radon Testing. Multi-Family Radon Testing. This video will provide important information to tenants, landlords, managers, and building owners about the new HUD guidelines and the new EPA Government requirements for multifamily radon testing. These new rules apply to properties that will have HUD government loans, refinancing, sale, for building purchases, and or renovations that utilize these types of loans.Radon is the leading cause of cancer among nonsmokers in the United States, and can be easily mitigated and removed as long as it has been idenfired. EPA recommends testing all homes and building for radon gas. If the building has 5 or more units, it is considered a multifamily building. There are many radon testers, however, there are not many Multifamily Radon Testers. Most states require separate additional licensing or certification for Radon Multifamily Testing. Check your state for Radon Professionals that are certified to perform Radon Multifamily Testing. This video will show you what to expect when you have your building tested for multifamily radon testing. First, you will need to contact your Multifamily Radon Professional. In the Cleveland and Ohio area, you may consider contacting Marko Vovk. You should contact your radon professional 1 -2 weeks in advance. This gives some time for the Radon Professional order fresh radon tests. Your radon professional may want to meet you and look at the building that will require radon testing. At that time, they will provide some simple instruction and they may also provide some occupant notification signs. These signs will let all occupants know about the radon testing that is being performed. During the schedules radon testing, the radon Professional will post signs instructions, some rules including, but not limited to keeping all windows closed during radon testing period. In Ohio and many other states, all units or all rooms must be tested on the first, basement, or lowest building level. Then every floor must have a minim of 10% of its units tested. Finally, the radon professional is required to add 10% duplicated tests, 10% bland tests and 3% Spike tests. Let’s say you have a 13 story building with 11 units per floor and 10 rooms on the first floor. You would need 10 tests on the first floor, 26 tests on the upper floors, 5 duplicates, 5 blanks, and 3 spikes. This building example would be 48 radon tests. The fee for this quantity of testing can range from $1500 to $3000 depending on your radon consultant, travel time, expenses, etc. Small units would be less and larger units would be more.
Your radon professional will spend roughly 4-8 hours preparing the radon tests, signs, duplicates, spikes, and other paperwork. The radon professional will then go to the multifamily building and begin placing radon tests. A building manager should accompany the radon professional. Placing 48 canisters can take 6-8 hours. It is advised to have one extra back up unit per floor in case an occupant forgets locks their door or they may not be home. If the radon professional has to come back, you can guarantee additional trip charges. Two to three days later, the radon professional will return to the building to retrieve the radon tests. This process is much quicker and may take only 3-5 hours, assuming we are picking up 48 tests. These 48 tests are then sent to a state certified laboratory overnight. The radon professional has 14 days to generate the full report. One copy of this report is sent to the client, one copy of this report sent to the state, and one copy of this report is filed at the radon professional’s office. If you would like to read all the above in detail, please visit our website at http://
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