CALL MARKO WITH A QUESTION
You have 1-20 minutes. This is generally enough time to answer most questions.
Phone questions and consultation 1-20 minutes (USA ONLY). Go to the below provided PayPal button and you can pay with PayPal. PayPal takes most credit cards. This is a $29 fee.
Call Marko with a question.
PLEASE READ BEFORE YOU PAY
You can leave a number, a small message, and several times for Marko to call back. Marko is a home inspector, investigator, and expert witness. He works all day on inspections or investigations. Marko has some available time during drive times, between job times, evening times, and weekend times. Marko does do not promise or guarantee that he will always be able to answer your question 100% . He may answer it 60%. Most times, 60% is good and solves the issue. Sometimes, he will have to call you back if he can not finish the conversation. Sometimes, he may have to look something up in his library and call you back at a later time. If he does not get back to you within 48 hours, do not be afraid to call him direct. He may be busy, traveling or teaching a seminar.You will get your $29 dollars worth.
WHY WOULD YOU CALL
1. You have a question on a video.
2. You have a question and you want to hear a second opinion from an unbiased home inspector that has done over 14,000 home inspections.
3. You want an opinion on a house issue such as noise, odor, mold radon, lead paint, pests, insects, stains, anomalies, house pressure, combustion problems, environmental issues, windows, doors, roofs, walls, ceiling, leaks, dampness, insurance issues, hail, storms, tree roots, grading, siding, interiors, interior structures, attics, crawls, basement, and much more.
4. You want to try to solve a house problem or a house anomaly.
5. You are mad at a video that Marko made. If you want to yell at me, you will have to pay me first. LOL
DO NOT CALL IF YOU HAVE THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS
1. Electrical or technical plumbing code question. Call your electrician or plumber. He probably will not charge you. The home inspector is a forensic building scientist and will try to solve technical building science problems.
2. Structural engineering designs like bridges, footer sizes etc. The home inspector is not PE in your state and is not qualified.
3. Serious health problems such as cancer. Home inspector will try to heal your home and not your body. The home inspector is not a doctor and cannot be held reasonable for any outcome.
4. Please do not call if you have a ghost, spirit, or demon. Home inspector is not a believer and will probably give you an answer you do not want to hear. Call one of those ghost tour people that are on the internet.
If you want to email Marko several photos prior to the phone, consultation, the email is Clevelandmold@aol.com. Marko tries to check his spam folders for lost emails every two days.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CALL
1. State your issue
2. Marko will ask you questions. If he asks a lot of questions, do not worry, he is not keeping time with a stop watch.
3. Marko will provide his opinion, advice or answer.
Call Marko with a question.
Home Inspection Clients
Call Marko’s phone number that was listed on your report. He does not charge past home inspection, investigation clients.
Lawyers
Call Marko and schedaul a meeting.