Fat man in outhouse gets run over by car


A fat man stumbles out of an outhouse after it appears to have been run over by a car. Luckily he is fine. The latrine outhouse was destroyed and could not be repaired. This is reenactment. The fat man movie star actor was not hurt while filing the video short film.

Cleveland Lead Clearance Interior Testing How to PASS


If you want to pass the interior “Lead Paint Clearance Test” you will have to first pass the “Visual Interior Lead Paint Clearance Test. A licensed lead paint assessor will inspect the entire interior of the home prior to performing any lead dust test. The home needs to be clean and free from peeling, loose, blistering, failing, detaching, or chipping paint. Additionally, the home has to be somewhat clean and free from dust, debris, garbage and dirt. The inspector will always look into the window troughs and visually inspect for loose pain, dirt or dust. If the window wells have peeling paint, loose window glazing, dust and debris, the visual inspection fails. The inspector will also look at carpets, wood floors and linoleums. If the floors have dirt, visual dust or paint chips, the visual inspection fails. You have to pay the inspector the “show up fee” and then he leaves. Many inspectors will let you travel ahead of them, permitting one more final cleaning prior to the dust wipe test. Baby wipes work great for the final cleaning. If you clean the window sill or trough and the baby wipe is still dirty, these areas are dirty and you will fail the laboratory dust test. Wood floors may look clean but are not. The biggest mistake people make with cleaning floors is they do not change the mop water. If the mop water is dirty, the floor is also dirty and you will fail. Most inspectors like to keep the dust testing simple and standard. All bedrooms need to have one dust sample taken from the window trough, one dust sample from the window sill and one dust sample taken from the floor. If you have four bedrooms, that would be 12 dust sample tests. Other locations tested may include one floor test in the basement, one floor test at each entrance, one floor test in the hallway and one blank test for quality control and one spike test also for quality control. A four bedroom home with a basement may have 15-19 dust samples taken that would need to be sent to a lead accredited laboratory. If you place new entrance door mats at the base of stairs and at door entrances, many times, the inspector will test these new surfaces. In old homes, basements leak and paint may peel prior to the inspection. You should touch up these areas prior to the inspector’s arrival. Inspectors do not care if the paint color matches. Inspectors only care if the paint is peeling. Prior to disturbing paint on PRE-1978 homes, homeowners or contractors should take the one day EPA class and become a certified. You will also need to pay the EPA a fee to be a certified EPA firm. If you are not certified you need to find somebody that has a certification. The public housing authority will want a copy of the worker licensed or certification. Your lead assessor cannot provide you with this information. Your lead clearance report will also require this information. If you do not provide it to your lead clearance inspector will leave this area blank on the lead clearance report and the public house authority may not accept the clearance report. The inspector will bring several different sized templates for the dust sampling. He will lay down the template and take dust samples with special ghost wipes. The dust samples will be put into a plastic tubes sent to a laboratory for analysis. We recommend you email your inspector so he has your email address for a quicker turn around of the report. For more information how to pass your clearance test got to http://
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Learn everything you need to know about bed bugs

Don’t let the bed bugs bite.
You have heard of the “Ghost”,” Dog”, or “Horse Whisperer”. Now comes “The House Whisperer”. After inspecting over 14,000 homes in the last twenty-five years, homes do whisper and convey messages telling us about house problems.
In Ohio, we have many nuisance biting insects such as fleas, ticks, lice, and flies. All these nuisance pests bite humans to obtain blood meals. However, the one blood sucking vampire that gets all the attention is the small, flat, reddish-brown bedbug that enters the home as a stowaway in luggage, furniture, clothing, pillows, boxes, and more when these are moved between dwellings. Moving out of your home will not solve the problem. The bed bugs will just hitch a ride to your next dwelling. Some exterminators state, that while dealing with bed bugs, its best not to sleep away from home. The bed bugs will move to other rooms that may not be infested. Used furniture, particularly bed frames and mattresses, are most likely to harbor these 3/16 of an inch wingless creatures. Watch out for items found on the curb or at estate sales! Because they survive for many months without food, bed bugs could already be present in clean, vacant apartments hiding in crevices because of their great advantage of having dorsoventrally flattened bodies.
Look for small blood smears on the sheets and pillow cases. Look for fecal matter which looks like a pepper spray. Look for bed bug casings and skin that they have shredded. These predators shed their skin five times before reaching full adult size. Peel back the bed sheets and look in the crevices of your mattress at the head of the bed and at the crevice between the mattress and the box spring. You also should look on walls being picture frames, outlets, and inside drawers of night stands. If you are looking for a bedbug siting, you need to stay awake between their feeding time of 2 AM and 4 AM. Lift the sheets and turn on a flashlight. This may lead to your bed bug siting, but this method can also be unsettling. Once you determine that you have bed bugs, it is best to call an exterminator.
A few things you can do to keep bed bugs off your bed. Move your bed at least 6-12 inches from the wall. Bed bugs can’t fly or jump. Wash the sheets, with very hot water. Steam clean your mattress and box spring. Hot water and hot steam kills bed bugs. Install climb up interceptors which can be bought at stores to all four legs of your bed. Bed bugs approaching the bed will climb up exterior surface and fall into the outer pitfall ring. Bed bugs climbing down from bed will be found in the center well. Finally, invest in bed bug mattress covers, box spring covers, and pillow covers which can be bough online. These covers that will trap and kill bed bugs that are hiding. These products will not allow bed bugs to escape.
The bed bug does have a weakness and it is its sensitivity to high and low temperatures. Bed bugs cannot live for more than 10-20 minutes at temperatures below 32 degrees. So all the foreclosed, vacant and bank-owned homes, the bed bugs are not going to bite in those homes. Additionally, bed bugs can’t survive in temperatures above 115 degrees. Therefore, if you move your bedroom to the hot third floor attic, the bed bugs won’t bite their either. The most effective and most popular method of killing bed bugs thermal heating. The house temperatures are raised to 130 F and left their for several hours. This method probably kills everything including spiders, ants, fleas, mice and more. Weather you use chemical treatment that can cost an excess of $1200 or thermal heating which can cost an excess of $2000 it will still be necessary to remove the dead carcasses, eggs, and fecal matter from your living space. This needs to be done to eliminate the potential for skin and respiratory irritation from these bed bug leftovers
Finally, when traveling, always inspect before settling into any room. Pack a flashlight and gloves and don’t forget your glasses or readers.
If you would like to read other House Whisper volumes, become friends on Face Book with Marko Vovk and read his wall for his daily learning posts. Marko is licensed in termite, radon, and lead paint. Certifications include: Indoor Air Environmentalist, Carbon Monoxide, HVAC air balancer, ASHI Home Inspector, ICC Code inspector, and has a B. S. in civil engineering. You can email Marko at clevelandmold@aol.com or call him to schedule an inspection at 216-924-8378.

Jacuzzi needs larger water heater


Jacuzzi needs larger water heater. Once upon a time, there was a nice girl who liked to take hot baths. When she moved into her nice house, she saw that she had a nice bathroom Jacuzzi. She filled up this whirlpool and found the water to be only eighty degrees. This was too cold. She saw an HVTV home show that showed how to turn up the water heater to a hotter temperature. She turn the dial counter clockwise to where is said VERY HOT. She filled up her hot tub and it was a nice warn temperature of 102 F. In the morning, she put the very hot water from her faucet into her tea cup and put in a tea bag. She was happy with her very hot tea and her very warm Jacuzzi. Then one day a home inspector came to the home to inspect. He tested the water temperature and found it to be 175 degrees Fahrenheit. He told her that she can burn her skin in 2 seconds at 150 degrees Fahrenheit. He also told her that she can get 3rd degree skin burns at 175 degrees Fahrenheit. The home inspector told her to turn down the hot water heater to a safe hot water temperature of 118 F. Then he told her if she wanted to use her 80 gallon Jacuzzi, she would need a larger water heater that was at least 2/3 the size capacity of her 80 gallon Jacuzzi. He told he she needed a 60-75 gallon hot water heater. This made her very sad and now she is saving up $1200 to buy an new larger water heater. The end.
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Fat man gets electrocuted in trailer park


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, who is inspecting an electrical panel that has many ICC and numerous NEC electrical code violations and other problems. The inspector is explaining all the electrical issues associated with the main trailer electrical fuse box panel when he suddenly becomes electrocuted. Obviously, this is a fake, not real, and is only a skit. No human or animal were injured during the making of this short story funny clip. Marko from “The Jim and Marko Show’ travels and teaches fun entertaining and educational classes to inspectors, agents and building officials throughout the USA. This is only one skit that is used in one of the powered point presentations. If you like this skit, go to ClevelandMarko, Clevelandmold, or Marko Vovk Youtube channel for more funny electrocution skits. This YouTube channel also has many more serious educational learning videos that are not goofy like this one. This short film was filmed by videographer Marko Vovk and actor Marko Vovk at an abandoneed trailer park near Sandusky Ohio . You can also see Marko Vovk’s daily posts on Face Book.

Men should not decorate homes


This short video shows Marko Vovk the home inspector starting a home inspection. As he walks down to the basement, he notices the bad remolding job. He decides the maybe women should do all the interior house decorating and men should wax cars. He also wonders about some of the men who watch the home remolding shows. Marko Vovk in an ASHI home inspector in Cleveland that has performed over 14,000 home inspection in the last 25 years. Please check Marko Vovk on Face book. Please check the <a href="http://
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Why do outhouses have two holes ?


Most Outhouses were designed with two holes. These old vintage structures weren’t usually doing double duty, but,contained two holes of different sizes. The large hole was for the adults and the small hole was for the children. The kids did not want to sit on the bigger hole and risk the consequences. Some large families would have multiple holes for use at the same time. These outhouse were found in an abandoned trailer park in Port Clinton Ohio. This has been interesting facts by Marko Vovk from <a href="http://
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Why We Have Mice The Mouse Lady Explains.


One upon a time, a nice lady bought a new condominium. Soon after she moved in, she started seeing mouse droppings. During the next two years she called three different pest companies to eradicate and rid her home of these vermin. These companies failed because the only thing these pest companies did, was set traps and poison. They knew they were killing a few mice, because they saw dead mice in traps and green poison in their droppings. These companies should have known that one mouse can produce 10 litters with 10 mice in each litter per year. Additionally, the offspring baby mice can produce their own litter after being only two months old. Finally, after two years of unsuccessful mouse killing, poisoning, and hunting, the nice lady hired a residential investigator. When the instigator arrived, he counted over 50 mouse traps. The nice lady had traps on floors, had traps on stairs, had traps in joists, had traps in the garage, and even lined up 10 traps that reseeded a gauntlet. She had traps everywhere. The investigator told her that if you want to catch a mouse, you need to think like a mouse. He found out that her condominium complex was located near a restaurant that used several garbage dumpsters. Furthermore, the complex was located on top of a rocky hill that overlook this restaurant. The mice forged, ate and socialized at the garbage dumpsters all day long. On Mondays the dumpsters were emptied. This process created ground vibrations and loud noises that spooked the mice out of their rocky homes. . These scared little guys ran up he hill and they ran along the exterior building walls. All the condominium units had forced air furnaces that were located in the basements. The furnace cold air return ducts were not sealed because builders never seal them. These condition caused basement negative pressure. When the furnaces were on, the basement sucked air through the small exterior basement wall penetration, at the AC suction lines, gas lines and electric lines. The spooked and noise scared mice along with their sensitive air seeking whiskers were attracted by these very small slight air currents. The mice followed these small infiltrating air currents right into the small wall penetrations that lead them into the heated, food filled condominium mouse castle where they ran around and reproduced. Eventually thee condominium associaiation put poison on the rocky hill, sealed up all the exterior small foundation penetrations, sealed up the basement cold air return duct work and balanced the HVAC systems. The mouse problem went away. The end. This has been short stories by Marko Vovk from <a href="http://
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The girl who lived on carbon dioxide CO2


Once upon a time there was a young girl who rented a small 300-400 square foot house. Soon after moving in, she lost her job and stayed home all day watching cable TV, smoking cigarettes and cuddling with her teddy bear. When it started to snow she turned on her ventless space heater. The widows fogged up, the carpets became saturated, water began to drip from the ceilings and mold started to grow on the colder exterior north wall because north walls are generally 5 degrees colder an can permit dew point temperature. The landlord was very concerned and hired a mold expert to come to the home and clean up the surface mold. The mold company would not clean up the mold until the house moisture problems were solved. The now very concerned landlord employed a moisture expert to test, diagnose and evaluate the small homes condensation problems. The moisture expert concluded that the small home had high indoor humidity and very high CO2 (carbon dioxide) levels. He told the concerned landlord that the ventless heater must be removed and replaced with a vented heater or electric baseboard heat. Furthermore, he told the landlord that this very small house should have normal carbon dioxide levels between 400-800 PPM, and that the 4500 PPM carbon dioxide levels were rather high and may make occupants sleepy and drowsy. He explained that ventless heaters use up and deplete the O2 oxygen supply, especially if the living space is small. Additionally he stated that if the CO2 levels get higher, they can case Asphyxiation. Finally, he told the landlord that all ventless heaters are bad and should never be used indoors or in confined spaces because they generate high levels of CO2, water vapor, and sometimes even possible CO (carbon monoxide.). On the day of inspection, the carbon monoxide (CO) carbon monoxide levels were low, and the landlord was very thankful. The concerned landlord open the windows and call a furnace company to replace the ventless heater with a vented heater. The landlord continued to get his rent, the tenant felt better and got a job. THE END.

Fat Man Gets Electrocuted in Straw Hut


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This short “fake” movie shows Marko Vovk from “The Jim and Marko Show” getting electrocuted in his hotel motel straw, vine, stick hut room. Marko’s room has a GFCI electrical outlet that does not meet the BOCA, ICC, city, or building codes. The outlet breaker was tripped and Marko attempts to use a vine that he pulled off his room wall. He pokes at the breaker in an attempt to reset the breaker so he could plug in his cell droid phone charger. The soil floor ground is wet and moist making it very dangerous for potential electrical shock or electrocution. Marko Vovk from Clevelandmold@aol.com
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, and clevelandmarko is electrocuted from shorting out a GFCI wall outlet. Both of these inspectors are certified and accredited ASHI home inspectors, with a Building Code ICC B1 credential in residential building inspection. Marko Vovk and Jim Nemastil perform a small silly skit for one of their Power Point education CEU education lecture seminar shows. This movie was made at the Oak Ridge Chaska Minnesota arboretum on 2-6-12. Both home inspectors thought an eight hour class on 2-7-12 to the ICC Upper Great Plains Region III Educational Institute. The class was called House Deficiencies, Anomies and Case Studies.