Marko Show How To Pull Down a Stair

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Marko Vovk from http://
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will show you how to pull down homemade tricky garage stairs that are connected to strings and ropes. The home inspector illustrates how to pull down the ropes using both hands and body in an orderly chronological fashion to lower the garage stairs. This is a sarcastic and farcical attempt to show how this homemade attic access steps are lowered. This is a bad design because this can cause injury and bodily harm if not used exactly as Marko the home inspector shows. This video is strictly for entertainment. Marko Vovk can be reached at Clevelandmold@aol.com
or on Face Book. Please watch other Marko Vovk videos on YouTube under the channel name ClevelandMarko

Vacant House

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Vacant House Once upon time, a nice family owned a big house in the country. The mom and dad were so busy raising their kids that they did not have time or money leftover to maintain and fix the big house. After the kids were gone, the mansion was too big and needed too much work, so they sold the home to a young couple and moved into a small assisted living condominium. The real estate agent told this young couple that all this home needed was a little bit of tender loving care. The young couple soon found out that love does not fix plumbing or basement leaks and the young couple soon ran out of money. The bank repossessed the home and turned off the utilities. Several years later, an investor that went to a “No money down seminar” bought the house from the bank and started to rehabilitate it. He put in many new Pella windows and started repairing the home. After a coupled of months, he needed more money. He went back to the bank for more money and the bank Nazi said “No More Money for you”. He went to five more banks and none all would give him money because the banks no longer lend out risky money to investors. The house stood empty for the next 7 years. The woodpeckers pecked, the birds chirp and mice reproduced. They one day a Chicago law firm started up a Class Action Lawsuit against Pella windows because Pella Proline Windows were rotting all over the country. The investor signed up and now is waiting to collect his pennies on a dollar. The End.
Ok, so I made up this entire story. I have no clue what happened at this house. Thank you this has been short stories by Marko Vovk from http://
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Fat man in outhouse gets run over by car

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A fat man stumbles out of an outhouse after it appears to have been run over by a car. Luckily he is fine. The latrine outhouse was destroyed and could not be repaired. This is reenactment. The fat man movie star actor was not hurt while filing the video short film.

Men should not decorate homes

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This short video shows Marko Vovk the home inspector starting a home inspection. As he walks down to the basement, he notices the bad remolding job. He decides the maybe women should do all the interior house decorating and men should wax cars. He also wonders about some of the men who watch the home remolding shows. Marko Vovk in an ASHI home inspector in Cleveland that has performed over 14,000 home inspection in the last 25 years. Please check Marko Vovk on Face book. Please check the <a href="http://
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Why do outhouses have two holes ?

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Most Outhouses were designed with two holes. These old vintage structures weren’t usually doing double duty, but,contained two holes of different sizes. The large hole was for the adults and the small hole was for the children. The kids did not want to sit on the bigger hole and risk the consequences. Some large families would have multiple holes for use at the same time. These outhouse were found in an abandoned trailer park in Port Clinton Ohio. This has been interesting facts by Marko Vovk from <a href="http://
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Fat Man Gets Electrocuted in Straw Hut

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This short “fake” movie shows Marko Vovk from “The Jim and Marko Show” getting electrocuted in his hotel motel straw, vine, stick hut room. Marko’s room has a GFCI electrical outlet that does not meet the BOCA, ICC, city, or building codes. The outlet breaker was tripped and Marko attempts to use a vine that he pulled off his room wall. He pokes at the breaker in an attempt to reset the breaker so he could plug in his cell droid phone charger. The soil floor ground is wet and moist making it very dangerous for potential electrical shock or electrocution. Marko Vovk from Clevelandmold@aol.com
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, and clevelandmarko is electrocuted from shorting out a GFCI wall outlet. Both of these inspectors are certified and accredited ASHI home inspectors, with a Building Code ICC B1 credential in residential building inspection. Marko Vovk and Jim Nemastil perform a small silly skit for one of their Power Point education CEU education lecture seminar shows. This movie was made at the Oak Ridge Chaska Minnesota arboretum on 2-6-12. Both home inspectors thought an eight hour class on 2-7-12 to the ICC Upper Great Plains Region III Educational Institute. The class was called House Deficiencies, Anomies and Case Studies.

Red Ants Attack Old Lady

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One upon a time there was an old woman who had a compulsive disorder of keeping and collecting things. She kept paper products, books, boxes, empty food cartons and more. Her one story slab home was so cluttered, that she only had small narrow pathways that lead to the bathroom, kitchen, and living room where she shared her couch with several small pets. For many years, she complained of always being bitten by ants. She hired pest companies every year that would unsuccessfully spray pesticides on the exterior of her home. Finally, one day her siblings called a home inspector to investigate. The home inspector found that all the underground slab ductwork was filled 50% with sand. The home inspector also found thousands and thousands of dead red ants throughout the home. Finally, the home inspector found “kibbles-n-bits” and “Purina-Cat-Chow” under the concrete kitchen floor slab and inside the supply ductwork. Apparently, the older women’s idea of cleaning her home was sweeping the “kibbles n bits” and “Purina Cat Chow”, from the kitchen floor into the under slab supply heat ductwork. Millions of red ants were living under her home, under the concrete slab, and under each room of her home. These red ants removed sand that existed under the concrete floor so they could make their nests and galleries. These red ants move each grain of sand into the ductwork until the under slab ductworks was filled 50% with sand. The ants would leave there nests and travel to the kitchen though the 50% sand filled under slab ducts to eat kibbles-n-bits and Purina-cat-chow. There you have it, the “Indoor-Red-Ant-Eco-System”. Thank you; this was “Very Short Stories by Marko Vovk” from <a href="http://
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Jim and Marko stay at the Wupatik Pueble Bed and Breakfast

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The Jim and Marko Show visited the Wupatki Pueblo. Roughly 800 years ago, the Wupatki Pueblo located in Sedona Arizona, was one of the largest pueblos around. It flourished as a meeting place for different Indian cultures. This Pueblo was located in one of the warmest and driest places on the Colorado Plateau. These ruins are now a National Park and are visited by thousands every year. Jim and Marko perform a funny clip. The clip it the new introduction for “The Jim and Marko Show Class for 2012. Jim and Marko discuss the overnight accommodation. The India Chief Wapiti invited to his Pueblo Bed and Breakfast. Jim Nemastil and Marko Vovk

The Jim and Marko Show Inspect Wupatki Pueblo

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The Jim and Marko Show visited the Wupatki Pueblo. Roughly 800 years ago, the Wupatki Pueblo located in Sedona Arizona, was one of the largest pueblos around. It flourished as a meeting place for different Indian cultures. This Pueblo was located in one of the warmest and driest places on the Colorado Plateau. These ruins are now a National Park and are visited by thousands every year. Jim and Marko perform a funny clip. The clip has Marko falling off a cliff due to it not having the proper handrails. Back 800 years ago, the builders of this city did not have ICC building codes. Jim attempts to help Marko, and fails. Marko Falls To Bottom while screaming.

Easy Trick CAR FITS in garage

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Easy Trick CAR FITS in garage. Brilliant home inspector Marko Vovk shows new home buyers how to test to see if their big cars fits into small garages. It could be a major nightmare if and when you move into your new home and your family car does not fit into the new house garage. Marko Vovk who has inspected over 14000 homes and after 25 years of home inspection experience has figured out an easy sure test that has good results. <a href="http://
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, Clevelandmold@aol.com
, Clevelandmold, ClevelandMarko. THIS IS A JOKE
Easy Trick CAR FITS in garage