Men should not decorate homes

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This short video shows Marko Vovk the home inspector starting a home inspection. As he walks down to the basement, he notices the bad remolding job. He decides the maybe women should do all the interior house decorating and men should wax cars. He also wonders about some of the men who watch the home remolding shows. Marko Vovk in an ASHI home inspector in Cleveland that has performed over 14,000 home inspection in the last 25 years. Please check Marko Vovk on Face book. Please check the <a href="http://
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Why do outhouses have two holes ?

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Most Outhouses were designed with two holes. These old vintage structures weren’t usually doing double duty, but,contained two holes of different sizes. The large hole was for the adults and the small hole was for the children. The kids did not want to sit on the bigger hole and risk the consequences. Some large families would have multiple holes for use at the same time. These outhouse were found in an abandoned trailer park in Port Clinton Ohio. This has been interesting facts by Marko Vovk from <a href="http://
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Fat Man Gets Electrocuted in Straw Hut

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This short “fake” movie shows Marko Vovk from “The Jim and Marko Show” getting electrocuted in his hotel motel straw, vine, stick hut room. Marko’s room has a GFCI electrical outlet that does not meet the BOCA, ICC, city, or building codes. The outlet breaker was tripped and Marko attempts to use a vine that he pulled off his room wall. He pokes at the breaker in an attempt to reset the breaker so he could plug in his cell droid phone charger. The soil floor ground is wet and moist making it very dangerous for potential electrical shock or electrocution. Marko Vovk from Clevelandmold@aol.com
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, and clevelandmarko is electrocuted from shorting out a GFCI wall outlet. Both of these inspectors are certified and accredited ASHI home inspectors, with a Building Code ICC B1 credential in residential building inspection. Marko Vovk and Jim Nemastil perform a small silly skit for one of their Power Point education CEU education lecture seminar shows. This movie was made at the Oak Ridge Chaska Minnesota arboretum on 2-6-12. Both home inspectors thought an eight hour class on 2-7-12 to the ICC Upper Great Plains Region III Educational Institute. The class was called House Deficiencies, Anomies and Case Studies.

Red Ants Attack Old Lady

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One upon a time there was an old woman who had a compulsive disorder of keeping and collecting things. She kept paper products, books, boxes, empty food cartons and more. Her one story slab home was so cluttered, that she only had small narrow pathways that lead to the bathroom, kitchen, and living room where she shared her couch with several small pets. For many years, she complained of always being bitten by ants. She hired pest companies every year that would unsuccessfully spray pesticides on the exterior of her home. Finally, one day her siblings called a home inspector to investigate. The home inspector found that all the underground slab ductwork was filled 50% with sand. The home inspector also found thousands and thousands of dead red ants throughout the home. Finally, the home inspector found “kibbles-n-bits” and “Purina-Cat-Chow” under the concrete kitchen floor slab and inside the supply ductwork. Apparently, the older women’s idea of cleaning her home was sweeping the “kibbles n bits” and “Purina Cat Chow”, from the kitchen floor into the under slab supply heat ductwork. Millions of red ants were living under her home, under the concrete slab, and under each room of her home. These red ants removed sand that existed under the concrete floor so they could make their nests and galleries. These red ants move each grain of sand into the ductwork until the under slab ductworks was filled 50% with sand. The ants would leave there nests and travel to the kitchen though the 50% sand filled under slab ducts to eat kibbles-n-bits and Purina-cat-chow. There you have it, the “Indoor-Red-Ant-Eco-System”. Thank you; this was “Very Short Stories by Marko Vovk” from <a href="http://
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Inspector drinks arsenic and duck poop at the Montezuma Well

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The Montezuma’s well was created by underground springs. This well produces millions of gallons of water per day. The limestone sinkhole which is very close to the Montezuma’s Castle was once a large underground cavern. This natural well was once surrounded by old Indian stone cliff dwellings. Prehistoric farmers utilized this well for crop irrigation, pottery, cooking and more. This video shows The Jim and Marko Show perfuming a silly skit of drinking the bacteria, arsenic, and duck poop contaminated water. TAGS; Montezuma’s well, limestone, underground spring, castle, Indians, Marko Vovk, Jim Nemastil, Clevelandmold, Clevelanmarko, irrigation, stream, water, historical, National Park, Phoenix, “4286 Branding Iron Place”, Rimreock. Arizona

Easy Trick CAR FITS in garage

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Easy Trick CAR FITS in garage. Brilliant home inspector Marko Vovk shows new home buyers how to test to see if their big cars fits into small garages. It could be a major nightmare if and when you move into your new home and your family car does not fit into the new house garage. Marko Vovk who has inspected over 14000 homes and after 25 years of home inspection experience has figured out an easy sure test that has good results. <a href="http://
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Easy Trick CAR FITS in garage

Fastest and Least Expensive Home Inspection in the World

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This is an example of our least expensive (cheapest) and fastest home inspection. You get the video report on the spot. We do these at night when we are done with our real home inspections that we due during the daylight that cost more money. These types of super-speed-super-cheap inspections are generally done for “Yellow Page Price Shoppers” who are looking for the cheapest price and do not care about quality or home inspector experience. This inspection is only $99.99 plus .55/mile travel. We give you exactly what you pay for. Do not worry, you will not miss your evening TV reality show because this inspection only takes about 1-2 minutes to complete. Thank you this is Marko Vovk from <a href="http://
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My stove does not work Sabbath Mode Cooking

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Did you know that most stoves have a Sabbath feature ? and when on, your stove will not let your use the control consol dashboard. Have you ever walked up to stove and pushed buttons and nothing ever happens, well it’s probably in Sabbath Mode. This can be very frustrating. Certain religions do not permit working on the Sabbath, and cooking raw food, pushing buttons on control panels or even turning on light switches are all considered work. When your stove is stuck in Sabbath mode, you need to read the manufacture manual. In this particular Kenmore model, you need to hold down the bake and broil button at the same time for three seconds, then you need to hold down the clock button and scroll down to the Sabbath OFF setting, then you hit the start butten.. If you want the Sabbath mode, you repeat the same process except this time you leave it on the Sabbath ON mode. The Sabbath starts on Friday at 6:00 PM and ends on Saturday 600 PM. You need to place your food in the oven on Friday at 5:59 PM prior to Sabbath and leave it in the oven the entire 24 hour period. During this time, the stove 12-hour safety shut off feature is by-passed and will not turn off with all lights, sounds and controls set to off. However, the oven will stay warm so your pre-cooked dinners stay warm and tasty for the entire 24 hour Sabbath period. You will also need to set your refrigerator to SABATH mode which turns off lights, sounds and compressor when you the refrigerator door is opened. For the entire list of Sabbath rules you need to contact your RABBI.
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The Famous Rockland Tunnel

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In 1867 The Allegany Railroad was built to transport coal known as Black gold to the world. In the city of Rockland Pennsylvania, the railroad once took a 4-mile detour around the Wood Hill Mountain. This detour known as the Wood hill loop was plagued with landslides, ice jams and sharp turns. In 1913, it was decide to cut a 2,865 foot hole thought the mountain to speed up the train trips that lead from Pittsburg to Buffalo.

The dangerous task of cutting a hole through the mountain was done using two 12 hour shifts at 17 cents per man hour. Some locals believe that that several workers died while digging the tunnel and according to “Ghost hunters or chasers”, their ghost orbs can be seen in digital photos. For the normal IQ population, these ghost orbs are really water droplet light reflections.

In the tunnel, the temperature is usually 20 degrees colder and you sometimes see a mist or fog. The entire tunnel is lined with 6 foot alcoves for the pedestrians to hide from the loud trains. Some locals state, that several of these alcoves were hand dug to create hidden underground rooms for moonshine, convicts, and even play rooms for country folk children. You may be able to find these hidden cavities using thermal imaging, or laser surface infrared thermometers due to these areas having cooler temperatures then the tunnel temperatures. “Ghost hunters and chasers” call these cooler surface areas, ghost or sprit exit port holes.

These rail road tracks were abandoned and the National Parks converted the tunnel into a walking or bike path.

Today the walls are lined with hip hop, mainstream, self expression graffiti that mimics the graffiti in our economically challenged nieghbourghs. As you walk thought the tunnel, you hear water dripping from holes, cracks, deteriorated mortar joints, and from calcium stalactites. If you listen very hard, you can hear occasion bat squeak, foot steps and noises that resemenble people softly mumbling. The ghost hunter and chasers call this paranormal activity. GIGGLE. For now, the Rockland Tunnel is just an abandoned water dripping tunnel with armature graffiti. Thank you, this is Marko Vovk from <a href="http://
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OCCUPY BEGGAR WITH SIGN BEGGING FOR WORK

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Home inspector is seen begging for work at Occupy Rally at Wall Street, Rome, and other USA locations. The real-estate market is slow and home inspectors are finding new ways to advertise. Marko Vovk from Ambassador Construction Consultants LLC is soliciting at Occupy rallies. OCCUPY BEGGAR WITH SIGN BEGGING FOR HOME INSPECTION WORK