Section 8 Lady Screams at Landlord


Section 8 Lady Screams at landlord.
This Section 8 crazy woman screams when she calls and leaves a message. She is answering a newspaper add for a rental home. She wants to rent the home. She is mad because the landlord and building owner did call her back right away. She has a foul mouth and uses the F-word twice in each sentence. Marko is the landlord and tries to interpret what she is saying. Marko decides that maybe she will not be a good tenant and rents to somebody else.

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Section 8 Lady Screams at landlord

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Stupid SECTION 8 Tenant


Stupid Section 8 Tenant. Once upon a time there was a governmental assisted tenant that would regularly lose her keys to her second floor rental apartment. The landlord and building owner would always have to change the security locks and give her a new set of keys. After the forth lock change, this Metro tenant lost the keys again. This time the landlord was working out of town and not available to rescue her. These brilliant women decided to climb up to the second floor and enter into her unit through an open window that existed between the two buildings. She saw these ground elevation objects she call big round glass things that were attached to the side of the home. She climbed up these big round glass things and then she saw what she called black hanging ropes that were attached to both buildings. She grabs these black ropes and climb up on them. She said these ropes felt strong and she figured she could slide her feet along the ropes and brace her hands on the two buildings that were only three feet apart. During her bare foot sliding journey, one of the black ropes had a small spot that had shinny silver wire sticking out. When she bar foot touched the shinny silver wire and when her hands touched the metal window trim, she was electrocuted and fell to the ground breaking both her legs. She healed and later reproduced. THE END.

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Fat Man Gets Electrocuted in basement


Funny hilarious electrocution spoof video shows how not to plug in an extension cord. Home Inspector and residential forensic investigator Marko Vovk during a house inspection was shocked and electrocuted by from a Jimmy rigged extension cord electrical outlet. Marko is not a Hollywood Actor but wishes he was, because movie stars have more exiting jobs then residential home inspectors. Only a certified licensed electrician should install an electrical component in a dwelling. Please watch the ClevelandMold or Clevelandmarko channel for videos that teach you how to operate your home. Marko’s Youtube channels also has viral videos on problems, conditions, failure, failures, anomalies, ghosts, black mold, lead paint, asbestos, EMF, stains, pets, leaks, roof, foundation, siding, bats, termites, mice, bed bugs, insects, ice dams, and a few not so serious funny clips about building structures. See also ” Fat Man Gets Electrocuted” For more information, please GOOGLE Marko Vovk.

Aluminum Clad, Vinyl Clad, Window Deterioration THE TRUTH Pella Andersen


Video explains how aluminum clad and vinyl clad casement, awing, double hung, and single hung windows and slicing exterior doors deteriorate. The video shows four different ways these windows and doors fail. These windows and doors can deteriorate from, poor design, poor manufacturing, poor installation, and high indoor humidity. These windows and doors have an aluminum and vinyl exterior adhered window skin. This exterior window skin acts like an exterior vapor barrier which traps moisture and does not permit the drying to the exterior. When it is cold outside, which occurs in cold weather climate zones, which is roughly 60% of the USA, a dew point forms on the interior side of the vinyl and aluminum skin resulting in condensation, rot, deterioration and failure. Homes with moisture generators such as ventless heaters, poor dryer vents, furnace humidifiers, vented crawl spaces, foundation leaks, and sump pumps that do not have 100% sealed lids create high indoor humidity which augments and accelerated the deterioration process of these types of windows. . The video will teach the observer about building science, vapor diffusion, high indoor humidity, high indoor vapor pressure, condensation and residential window forensics. Additionally, the video will show examples of Marvin, Pella, and Andersen and other manufacturer windows that are experiencing window failure problems, homeowner complaints and class action lawsuits. ASHI certified Home inspector Marko Vovk from <a href="http://
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can be reached at Youtube under Clevelandmold or Clevelandmarko, Clevelandmold@aol.com
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Ghost makes noise with door


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Marko Vovk a Cleveland home inspector, residential forensic investigator, catches real ghost, apparition, anomaly, poltergeist or just a door with a squeaking personally on tape during a pre-sale real-estate home inspection. This drunken ghost closes the door and makes sounds with the door hinge. It sounds like screaming, mattress sex, whales mating, cats crying, and more. The door is not level, out of balance, and is not lubricated… In “Ghost Hunter” language, this would be a NLSD (None lubricated squeaking door). Ghost Busters or Ghost Hunters are permitted to make up words whenever they want. For the record; there is no such thing as a ghost. The ghost TV shows are fake just like Big-Time-Wrestling, card readers, psychics, fortune tellers, astrology, fortune cookies, and most religions. These things were invented for weak minded people who have extra money to spend

Four Little Ants


If your home has leaks, wet areas, or high indoor humidity, carpenter ants can thrive. If you see carpenter ants in your home soon after the winter snowmelts, you may have a carpenter ant colony. Go to the basement and look at joists under the entrance doors, windows, or porches. Many times these areas have small leaks. You may have to pull back the insulation to look. If you find a small pile of sawdust, look at it carefully. If you see black, shinny specs mixed in with sawdust, carpenter ants are nearby. The main carpenter ant colony, which usually is in a tree or buried tree stump, can have many small satellite colonies of which several can be in your home. If you see flying insects with curved bodies that have two different sized wings, and two curved antenna, you have carpenter ant reproductive trying to find a new moist area in your home to start a new satellite colony. If you see many small translucent wings that are two different sizes in window wells, sills, or floors, in your house may be whispering to you and it is time to call the bug man.

Home Inspector catches ghost on camera


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Marko Vovk a Cleveland home inspector, residential forensic investigator, catches real ghost, apparition, anomaly, poltergeist or just a door with a personally on tape during a pre-sale real-estate home inspection. This ghost closes the front door because the door is not level and the door is out of balance. In “Ghost Hunter” language, that would be a NLUB (Not level unbalanced door). Ghost Busters or Ghost Hunters are permitted to make up words whenever they want. For the record; there is no such thing as a ghost. The ghost TV shows are fake just like Big-Time-Wrestling, card readers, psychics, fortune tellers, astrology, fortune cookies, and most religions. These things were invented for weak minded people who have extra money to spend. horror ghost monster haunted house scary ghosts camera tape poltergeist apparition beast exorcism devil ghoul halloween caught hunting ghost hunting ghostbusters hunters horrific scariest video horrible ghostly goblins paranormal activity spooky spirits spirit real supernatural”Marko Vovk” ClevelandMold Clevelandmarko Ghost “Paranormal Activity” “poltergeist supernatural” scary “video tape” fake “Ghost hunters TV” demon haunting “Ghost Hunters” ghosts devil ghoul halloween

A 1970 ‘s Bathroom


Home inspector Marko Vovk inspects a 1970’s bathroom that may resemble the hidden second floor King Elvis bathroom that has been locked up since the 70’s. The second floor at Graceland is not public. This is not his bathroom. Marko inspects hundreds of homes per year and encounters odd installations such sat this bathroom. ClevelandMarko, Clevelandmold.

Conditioned Crawl Space Must Be De-Humidified


Video shows how the “Stimulus” money is being spent. Millions of dollars are being spent on insulating low income households. Contractors are doing poor, sloppy, and unacceptable work. Many contractors are not properly conditioning crawl spaces. These free insulation installation jobs that are done for the low income homes will cause some homes to slowly deteriorate. When these contractors change the original vented crawl space to a conditioned crawl space, they are sometimes installing double vapor barriers, they are not installing the necessary crawl space de-humidification, and they are not sealing sump pump lids 100%. . The result is mold, condensation, odor, poor indoor air quality, and finally deterioration When you change a vented crawl space to a conditioned crawl space, you need to install a single 100% sealed vapor barrier on the ground and up all exterior foundation walls, install rigid perimeter insulation on exterior walls only, and finally heat and de-humidify. The crawl space should be treated like your living room.