SAVE ME and forget about the tigers, polar bears, and pets,

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He is not worth saving, that’s what some people think, because he is somebody else’s problem, because others are more desriving, because he is just another helpless person. “Save The Home Inspectors” believes Marko deserves to have a normal life and a normal job. It is not his fault he cannot find home inspection work because of the USA housing market crash. It is not his fault that he is forced to find food. It is not his fault that he is forced to eat unhealthy food. It is not his fault that he has to live in horrible conditions. If you agree, you can “Save a Home Inspector” from starvation, or from freezing a miserable death. Today, home inspectors are starving and it does not have to be that way. You can help a home Inspector such as Marko survive during these hard housing bubble bursted times. We believe that every home inspector derives to have a normal life and we know the difference YOU CAN MAKE. Please do what you believe is right. Call 1-216-924-8378 and schedule a home inspection, or visit “Save the Home Inspectors” at <a href="http://
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Red Ants Attack Old Lady

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One upon a time there was an old woman who had a compulsive disorder of keeping and collecting things. She kept paper products, books, boxes, empty food cartons and more. Her one story slab home was so cluttered, that she only had small narrow pathways that lead to the bathroom, kitchen, and living room where she shared her couch with several small pets. For many years, she complained of always being bitten by ants. She hired pest companies every year that would unsuccessfully spray pesticides on the exterior of her home. Finally, one day her siblings called a home inspector to investigate. The home inspector found that all the underground slab ductwork was filled 50% with sand. The home inspector also found thousands and thousands of dead red ants throughout the home. Finally, the home inspector found “kibbles-n-bits” and “Purina-Cat-Chow” under the concrete kitchen floor slab and inside the supply ductwork. Apparently, the older women’s idea of cleaning her home was sweeping the “kibbles n bits” and “Purina Cat Chow”, from the kitchen floor into the under slab supply heat ductwork. Millions of red ants were living under her home, under the concrete slab, and under each room of her home. These red ants removed sand that existed under the concrete floor so they could make their nests and galleries. These red ants move each grain of sand into the ductwork until the under slab ductworks was filled 50% with sand. The ants would leave there nests and travel to the kitchen though the 50% sand filled under slab ducts to eat kibbles-n-bits and Purina-cat-chow. There you have it, the “Indoor-Red-Ant-Eco-System”. Thank you; this was “Very Short Stories by Marko Vovk” from <a href="http://
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Inspector drinks arsenic and duck poop at the Montezuma Well

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The Montezuma’s well was created by underground springs. This well produces millions of gallons of water per day. The limestone sinkhole which is very close to the Montezuma’s Castle was once a large underground cavern. This natural well was once surrounded by old Indian stone cliff dwellings. Prehistoric farmers utilized this well for crop irrigation, pottery, cooking and more. This video shows The Jim and Marko Show perfuming a silly skit of drinking the bacteria, arsenic, and duck poop contaminated water. TAGS; Montezuma’s well, limestone, underground spring, castle, Indians, Marko Vovk, Jim Nemastil, Clevelandmold, Clevelanmarko, irrigation, stream, water, historical, National Park, Phoenix, “4286 Branding Iron Place”, Rimreock. Arizona

Jim and Marko stay at the Wupatik Pueble Bed and Breakfast

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The Jim and Marko Show visited the Wupatki Pueblo. Roughly 800 years ago, the Wupatki Pueblo located in Sedona Arizona, was one of the largest pueblos around. It flourished as a meeting place for different Indian cultures. This Pueblo was located in one of the warmest and driest places on the Colorado Plateau. These ruins are now a National Park and are visited by thousands every year. Jim and Marko perform a funny clip. The clip it the new introduction for “The Jim and Marko Show Class for 2012. Jim and Marko discuss the overnight accommodation. The India Chief Wapiti invited to his Pueblo Bed and Breakfast. Jim Nemastil and Marko Vovk

The Jim and Marko Show Inspect Wupatki Pueblo

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The Jim and Marko Show visited the Wupatki Pueblo. Roughly 800 years ago, the Wupatki Pueblo located in Sedona Arizona, was one of the largest pueblos around. It flourished as a meeting place for different Indian cultures. This Pueblo was located in one of the warmest and driest places on the Colorado Plateau. These ruins are now a National Park and are visited by thousands every year. Jim and Marko perform a funny clip. The clip has Marko falling off a cliff due to it not having the proper handrails. Back 800 years ago, the builders of this city did not have ICC building codes. Jim attempts to help Marko, and fails. Marko Falls To Bottom while screaming.

Easy Trick CAR FITS in garage

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Easy Trick CAR FITS in garage. Brilliant home inspector Marko Vovk shows new home buyers how to test to see if their big cars fits into small garages. It could be a major nightmare if and when you move into your new home and your family car does not fit into the new house garage. Marko Vovk who has inspected over 14000 homes and after 25 years of home inspection experience has figured out an easy sure test that has good results. <a href="http://
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Easy Trick CAR FITS in garage

Fastest and Least Expensive Home Inspection in the World

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This is an example of our least expensive (cheapest) and fastest home inspection. You get the video report on the spot. We do these at night when we are done with our real home inspections that we due during the daylight that cost more money. These types of super-speed-super-cheap inspections are generally done for “Yellow Page Price Shoppers” who are looking for the cheapest price and do not care about quality or home inspector experience. This inspection is only $99.99 plus .55/mile travel. We give you exactly what you pay for. Do not worry, you will not miss your evening TV reality show because this inspection only takes about 1-2 minutes to complete. Thank you this is Marko Vovk from <a href="http://
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My stove does not work Sabbath Mode Cooking

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Did you know that most stoves have a Sabbath feature ? and when on, your stove will not let your use the control consol dashboard. Have you ever walked up to stove and pushed buttons and nothing ever happens, well it’s probably in Sabbath Mode. This can be very frustrating. Certain religions do not permit working on the Sabbath, and cooking raw food, pushing buttons on control panels or even turning on light switches are all considered work. When your stove is stuck in Sabbath mode, you need to read the manufacture manual. In this particular Kenmore model, you need to hold down the bake and broil button at the same time for three seconds, then you need to hold down the clock button and scroll down to the Sabbath OFF setting, then you hit the start butten.. If you want the Sabbath mode, you repeat the same process except this time you leave it on the Sabbath ON mode. The Sabbath starts on Friday at 6:00 PM and ends on Saturday 600 PM. You need to place your food in the oven on Friday at 5:59 PM prior to Sabbath and leave it in the oven the entire 24 hour period. During this time, the stove 12-hour safety shut off feature is by-passed and will not turn off with all lights, sounds and controls set to off. However, the oven will stay warm so your pre-cooked dinners stay warm and tasty for the entire 24 hour Sabbath period. You will also need to set your refrigerator to SABATH mode which turns off lights, sounds and compressor when you the refrigerator door is opened. For the entire list of Sabbath rules you need to contact your RABBI.
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Human Hand Found in Rubbish

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Human Hand Found in Rubbish

You never know what you will find in a vacant home. Be careful walking so you do not step on something dangerous. This is a Marko Vovk from “The Jim and Marko Show’ grabbing Jim Nemastil. Jim Nemastil gets scared and screams.

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The Famous Rockland Tunnel

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In 1867 The Allegany Railroad was built to transport coal known as Black gold to the world. In the city of Rockland Pennsylvania, the railroad once took a 4-mile detour around the Wood Hill Mountain. This detour known as the Wood hill loop was plagued with landslides, ice jams and sharp turns. In 1913, it was decide to cut a 2,865 foot hole thought the mountain to speed up the train trips that lead from Pittsburg to Buffalo.

The dangerous task of cutting a hole through the mountain was done using two 12 hour shifts at 17 cents per man hour. Some locals believe that that several workers died while digging the tunnel and according to “Ghost hunters or chasers”, their ghost orbs can be seen in digital photos. For the normal IQ population, these ghost orbs are really water droplet light reflections.

In the tunnel, the temperature is usually 20 degrees colder and you sometimes see a mist or fog. The entire tunnel is lined with 6 foot alcoves for the pedestrians to hide from the loud trains. Some locals state, that several of these alcoves were hand dug to create hidden underground rooms for moonshine, convicts, and even play rooms for country folk children. You may be able to find these hidden cavities using thermal imaging, or laser surface infrared thermometers due to these areas having cooler temperatures then the tunnel temperatures. “Ghost hunters and chasers” call these cooler surface areas, ghost or sprit exit port holes.

These rail road tracks were abandoned and the National Parks converted the tunnel into a walking or bike path.

Today the walls are lined with hip hop, mainstream, self expression graffiti that mimics the graffiti in our economically challenged nieghbourghs. As you walk thought the tunnel, you hear water dripping from holes, cracks, deteriorated mortar joints, and from calcium stalactites. If you listen very hard, you can hear occasion bat squeak, foot steps and noises that resemenble people softly mumbling. The ghost hunter and chasers call this paranormal activity. GIGGLE. For now, the Rockland Tunnel is just an abandoned water dripping tunnel with armature graffiti. Thank you, this is Marko Vovk from <a href="http://
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