Fastest and Least Expensive Home Inspection in the World

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This is an example of our least expensive (cheapest) and fastest home inspection. You get the video report on the spot. We do these at night when we are done with our real home inspections that we due during the daylight that cost more money. These types of super-speed-super-cheap inspections are generally done for “Yellow Page Price Shoppers” who are looking for the cheapest price and do not care about quality or home inspector experience. This inspection is only $99.99 plus .55/mile travel. We give you exactly what you pay for. Do not worry, you will not miss your evening TV reality show because this inspection only takes about 1-2 minutes to complete. Thank you this is Marko Vovk from <a href="http://
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My stove does not work Sabbath Mode Cooking

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Did you know that most stoves have a Sabbath feature ? and when on, your stove will not let your use the control consol dashboard. Have you ever walked up to stove and pushed buttons and nothing ever happens, well it’s probably in Sabbath Mode. This can be very frustrating. Certain religions do not permit working on the Sabbath, and cooking raw food, pushing buttons on control panels or even turning on light switches are all considered work. When your stove is stuck in Sabbath mode, you need to read the manufacture manual. In this particular Kenmore model, you need to hold down the bake and broil button at the same time for three seconds, then you need to hold down the clock button and scroll down to the Sabbath OFF setting, then you hit the start butten.. If you want the Sabbath mode, you repeat the same process except this time you leave it on the Sabbath ON mode. The Sabbath starts on Friday at 6:00 PM and ends on Saturday 600 PM. You need to place your food in the oven on Friday at 5:59 PM prior to Sabbath and leave it in the oven the entire 24 hour period. During this time, the stove 12-hour safety shut off feature is by-passed and will not turn off with all lights, sounds and controls set to off. However, the oven will stay warm so your pre-cooked dinners stay warm and tasty for the entire 24 hour Sabbath period. You will also need to set your refrigerator to SABATH mode which turns off lights, sounds and compressor when you the refrigerator door is opened. For the entire list of Sabbath rules you need to contact your RABBI.
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Human Hand Found in Rubbish

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Human Hand Found in Rubbish

You never know what you will find in a vacant home. Be careful walking so you do not step on something dangerous. This is a Marko Vovk from “The Jim and Marko Show’ grabbing Jim Nemastil. Jim Nemastil gets scared and screams.

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Human Hand Found in Rubbish

The Famous Rockland Tunnel

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In 1867 The Allegany Railroad was built to transport coal known as Black gold to the world. In the city of Rockland Pennsylvania, the railroad once took a 4-mile detour around the Wood Hill Mountain. This detour known as the Wood hill loop was plagued with landslides, ice jams and sharp turns. In 1913, it was decide to cut a 2,865 foot hole thought the mountain to speed up the train trips that lead from Pittsburg to Buffalo.

The dangerous task of cutting a hole through the mountain was done using two 12 hour shifts at 17 cents per man hour. Some locals believe that that several workers died while digging the tunnel and according to “Ghost hunters or chasers”, their ghost orbs can be seen in digital photos. For the normal IQ population, these ghost orbs are really water droplet light reflections.

In the tunnel, the temperature is usually 20 degrees colder and you sometimes see a mist or fog. The entire tunnel is lined with 6 foot alcoves for the pedestrians to hide from the loud trains. Some locals state, that several of these alcoves were hand dug to create hidden underground rooms for moonshine, convicts, and even play rooms for country folk children. You may be able to find these hidden cavities using thermal imaging, or laser surface infrared thermometers due to these areas having cooler temperatures then the tunnel temperatures. “Ghost hunters and chasers” call these cooler surface areas, ghost or sprit exit port holes.

These rail road tracks were abandoned and the National Parks converted the tunnel into a walking or bike path.

Today the walls are lined with hip hop, mainstream, self expression graffiti that mimics the graffiti in our economically challenged nieghbourghs. As you walk thought the tunnel, you hear water dripping from holes, cracks, deteriorated mortar joints, and from calcium stalactites. If you listen very hard, you can hear occasion bat squeak, foot steps and noises that resemenble people softly mumbling. The ghost hunter and chasers call this paranormal activity. GIGGLE. For now, the Rockland Tunnel is just an abandoned water dripping tunnel with armature graffiti. Thank you, this is Marko Vovk from <a href="http://
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Hot Tub Jacuzzi Problem Problems

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Hot Tub Jacuzzi problem problems. Hello, this is Marko Vovk from <a href="http://
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The biggest kept secret in glammer bathrooms is the floatable black particulate scum that comes out of the Jacuzzi tub jests when they are turned on. This nasty condition probably exists with 75 % of all the Jacuzzi or whirl pool tub.. When you drain the Jacuzzi or whirlpool tub, some water usually gets trapped inside the plumbing jets. This trapped water is dirty with body skin, hair, mucus, saliva, body sweat, and much more. These containments are actually nutrients for the Jacuzzi Snots and Jacuzzi Boogers to thrive, grow and amplify inside the jet plumbing pipes. Then you fill up the tub up with nice warm clean water, light a few scented candles and get in. That’s when you turn on the jets and the black stuff comes. This black nasty scum, gets all over your body. You instantly jump out of the tube and make a world record dash for the shower. You never use the Jacuzzi tub again. Well their you have it, the glamour bathroom Jacuzzi tube exposed. Thank you this is Marko Vovk from <a href="http://
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OCCUPY BEGGAR WITH SIGN BEGGING FOR WORK

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Home inspector is seen begging for work at Occupy Rally at Wall Street, Rome, and other USA locations. The real-estate market is slow and home inspectors are finding new ways to advertise. Marko Vovk from Ambassador Construction Consultants LLC is soliciting at Occupy rallies. OCCUPY BEGGAR WITH SIGN BEGGING FOR HOME INSPECTION WORK

“Henry the HVAC Man” shows how to properly cleans the HVAC blower

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Marko Vovk and Henry Sterling show you how to properly clean a draft induced furnace blower, motor, and circuit board. The blower or sometimes referred to as squirrels cage is removed from the furnace blower compartment. The blower is taken to the exterior to be washed and cleaned. After cleaning, the furnace is fired up, tested, and a combustion analysis is performed. Dust permits excessive heat, pressure drop, and friction, all of which can damage the furnace. Compressed nitrogen is used to blow dust off the motor and circuit board. Soap and water are used to clean the blower or squirrel cage. See other related videos of Henry the HVAC Man, Marko Vovk, Clevelandmold, Clevelandmarko, <a href="http://
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Woodwind Instruments Oboe Faucet Sound

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Woodwind Instruments Oboe Faucet Sound. Marko Vovk the Cleveland Ohio home inspector invents a new instrument that sounds like a fifh grade band tuning up. This is faucet with old waher and high water pressure producing hamonic frequency humming noise sound.
Dryer Vent Cleaning Quick Easy Trick

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Toilet Shopping Funny

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Mold The Truth We have all been scammed

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The truth about ICE DAMS

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Stupid SECTION 8 Tenant

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Stupid Section 8 Tenant. Once upon a time there was a governmental assisted tenant that would regularly lose her keys to her second floor rental apartment. The landlord and building owner would always have to change the security locks and give her a new set of keys. After the forth lock change, this Metro tenant lost the keys again. This time the landlord was working out of town and not available to rescue her. These brilliant women decided to climb up to the second floor and enter into her unit through an open window that existed between the two buildings. She saw these ground elevation objects she call big round glass things that were attached to the side of the home. She climbed up these big round glass things and then she saw what she called black hanging ropes that were attached to both buildings. She grabs these black ropes and climb up on them. She said these ropes felt strong and she figured she could slide her feet along the ropes and brace her hands on the two buildings that were only three feet apart. During her bare foot sliding journey, one of the black ropes had a small spot that had shinny silver wire sticking out. When she bar foot touched the shinny silver wire and when her hands touched the metal window trim, she was electrocuted and fell to the ground breaking both her legs. She healed and later reproduced. THE END.

House Odor

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Dangerous House

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Cleveland Ohio Secret Radiation Exposure
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Landfill Methane Walmart
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Cleveland Plain Dealer Newspaper Littering Suburbs with Pollution Garbage and poor Waste Management

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Aluminum Clad, Vinyl Clad, Window Deterioration THE TRUTH Pella Andersen

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Video explains how aluminum clad and vinyl clad casement, awing, double hung, and single hung windows and slicing exterior doors deteriorate. The video shows four different ways these windows and doors fail. These windows and doors can deteriorate from, poor design, poor manufacturing, poor installation, and high indoor humidity. These windows and doors have an aluminum and vinyl exterior adhered window skin. This exterior window skin acts like an exterior vapor barrier which traps moisture and does not permit the drying to the exterior. When it is cold outside, which occurs in cold weather climate zones, which is roughly 60% of the USA, a dew point forms on the interior side of the vinyl and aluminum skin resulting in condensation, rot, deterioration and failure. Homes with moisture generators such as ventless heaters, poor dryer vents, furnace humidifiers, vented crawl spaces, foundation leaks, and sump pumps that do not have 100% sealed lids create high indoor humidity which augments and accelerated the deterioration process of these types of windows. . The video will teach the observer about building science, vapor diffusion, high indoor humidity, high indoor vapor pressure, condensation and residential window forensics. Additionally, the video will show examples of Marvin, Pella, and Andersen and other manufacturer windows that are experiencing window failure problems, homeowner complaints and class action lawsuits. ASHI certified Home inspector Marko Vovk from <a href="http://
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can be reached at Youtube under Clevelandmold or Clevelandmarko, Clevelandmold@aol.com
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